Accused cannibal Armie Hammer can’t seem to take the hint and fade away, deciding instead to remind us once more about the allegations made against him.
The disgraced actor was accused of sexual abuse and cannibalism and lost his career as a result. Instead of shutting the hell up and letting the public at least attempt to forget about his drama, he’s decided to star in a music video that pokes fun at the situation. He made a cameo appearance in Georgie Leahy’s music video released Monday on YouTube, and the world could have really done without it. The song, titled “Typical Squeeze,” is a spoof of “Barbie” and pokes fun at what he’s accused of committing by crediting him as “Kannibal Ken.”
The song is about a rebellious woman who is not a “safe bet, good girl or typical squeeze,” according to the lyrics
The insanity continues when the singer belts out the words “everybody’s got a little wild side.”
One of the scenes in the video flashes to Hammer eerily on the back of the Barbie-like convertible. He looks creepy as hell with a wide-eyed expression on his face as the blonde singer parodying Barbie drives him around.
The rest of the video includes close-up shots of Leahy’s ass in latex bootie-shorts.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK – MARCH 17: Actor Armie Hammer attends the New York screening after party for “Hotel Mumbai” at The Times Square EDITION on March 17, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage) Getty Images
Just a thought for Hammer — perhaps appearing in a video with a scantily clad, trashy blonde and making an ass of yourself isn’t a wise choice at the moment.
The singer goes on to stick her tongue out provocatively while covering herself in body paint, smear paint on her bare breasts and make art by painting her ass and smearing it onto a canvas. This all happens after she strokes a microphone stand seductively.
Hammer’s return to Hollywood was foreshadowed by the launch of “The Armie HammerTime Podcast,” and that was bad enough.
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This video fuels the rumors and makes it easy to believe he’s a slimeball. If this is his way of restoring his reputation, it’s definitely not working. (RELATED: Armie Hammer’s Mother Gives Him Highly Unconventional Birthday Gift)
Hammer’s very public scandal in 2021 triggered his publicist and talent agency to drop him, and he was cut out of multiple projects that were already underway.
My guess is his appearance as Kannibal Ken in this video did absolutely nothing to better his situation.
